phamfood
30-07-2012, 10:40 AM
I wasn't feeling great, but decided to meet anyway. We met at a Belgian beer bar. She was gorgeous, fun, and totally in to me. I felt a gas pain, so I leaned forward slightly to quietly relieve the pressure. I completely and explosively shat myself. The odor was immediate. I excused myself to the bathroom, but the damage was too great. I walked out of the bathroom, muddy-panted, out of the bar, and boarded the train for home.<br>
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The date was nothing, compared to the horror of the following three weeks, recovering from E-coli.<br>
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The date was nothing, compared to the horror of the following three weeks, recovering from E-coli.<br>
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<a href="http://www.blurty.com/users/shelton9kinney" target="_blank">.</a>